Canadian Back-Slasher meaning and definitionCanadian Back-Slasher mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Canadian Back-Slasher.
When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.
basically any dumbass Canadian. One whole Canadian or two there is no limit or regulation to the concept.
Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.
when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.
After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.
when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit
When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.
A device used for the removal of fecal matter from the undercarriage. A Canadian baday as opposed to the water operated models found elsewhere in the world, is actually comprised of a high-powered belt sander flipped upside down. Extremely effective. Entirely unsatisfactory.
Euphemism for a strip club.
When you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.