cabbage patch meaning and definition

Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.

A Highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as 'Rose'. Dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are Rank! These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.

A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look