cactus ass meaning and definitioncactus ass mean? Here you find 4 meanings of cactus ass.
A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.
One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass.
When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.
When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.
Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.
A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Meaning: Someone who is very annoying
When Mike Gordon of Phish is on an extended jam dropping funky sexy bass grooves.
The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.
When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.
The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.
Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states. The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.