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when a wet dick goes in your ear
ear burgers: Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Also known as "roast yer ear clean aff". When you meet a drunk person and they insist on sittin next to you and talkin non-sensical rubbish in your ear for hours.
This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.
A copious amount of earwax
1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus. 2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
When a snippet of a song finds it's way into your stream of consciousness and you find yourself singing, humming, whistling or dancing to it all day.
When one cums in a ear
the feeling you get when someone talking to you has bored you to tears and then continues to talk and talk until you would rather lose your hearing due to an illness then listen to another word.
The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.
An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.