Jerk-Off Hands meaning and definitionJerk-Off Hands mean? Here you find 2 meanings of Jerk-Off Hands.
When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
Someone who isnt getting laid.
A contemptible person, more often a male.
A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).
People who just won't leave you alone.
V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill
the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.
An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.
The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.
A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.