Paddle Boating meaning and definitionPaddle Boating mean? Here you find 5 meanings of Paddle Boating.
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(verb)Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.
The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
When someone masturbates.
When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.
A game created by male cheerleaders.
to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle. this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10 and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.
A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.
An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance
Cock smacking a person in the face, multiple times.
When a gay kid gets hit by a paddle in class and likes it.
a slang word for men who like lil' girls. its what the gansters use nowadays in ol' country, and the hood of compton.
An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.