paddle your own canoe meaning and definitionpaddle your own canoe mean? Here you find 1 meanings of paddle your own canoe.
A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,A female wank
What you do to your girlfriend or wife when she is being uppity or bratty or you just feel like it. Involves use of an object in the general shape of a ping pong paddle to strike the buttocks of the lady until they are bright red all over and quite hot to the touch. Of course the buttocks must be bare to assess their condition and for the paddlee to fully appreciate the paddling. Quite often once the paddling is completed both the paddler and paddlee will be as horny as hell and enjoy some great fucking. She will love you for it, trust me.
When a guy fingers two girls at the same time. Similar to skiing.
The act of female masturbating herself.
A Sandwich which is made between a turtles shell, you may add whatever you feel like for example cheese, ham or tomato
short for paddington bear, cuddely,EMO
The place to be. A place wherein a massive amount of awesomeness, sexuality, attractiveness and intelligence join together to create a place where everyone wants to be.
A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
To screw up. To fail. To take something useful and turn it into failure.
A small town in southeastern kenosha county that has nothing to do. Also considered hickville
every now and then you come out with a spectacular laugh. spectacular meaning really loud and often snorty. this is the sort of laugh that other people should not be exposed to and so should only be done in the middle of a paddock.