Table Lice meaning and definitionTable Lice mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Table Lice.
The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.
An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.
when an alcoholic drink is left with ice in it to sit on a table.. and the ice begins to melt.. saturating the drink
A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.
A Lesbian.
The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.
A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side
This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.
Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.
someone's huge belly.