Table Wank meaning and definitionTable Wank mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Table Wank.
A stealthy act where one tries to catch a beat at the table without being noticed.
In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
After a night of smoking marijuana and probably consuming mass amounts of alcohol at the house, one can wake up and find this amazing, FREE substance in their own living room. Tableweed takes the form of small green morsels of pot, usually scattered around where the blunt(s) were rolled or the bowl(s) was packed. Tableweed is the best hangover cure, period.
Incessant unnecessary complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining out. Table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine.
Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).
sucking a guys dick under the table
Tablexic A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect. Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society. Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell. When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)
Tabley Clothe is a person who likes to commit genocide on Saturdays! Tabley Clothes usually eat cheesecake and read 'Hitler's Table Talk'
The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
the amount of tabs a person is willing to keep up on their browser before closing all but one
The non-adhesive corner of the sticker found on most apples, bananas, and other produce used for ease of sticker removal