Face Balker meaning and definitionFace Balker mean? Here you find 2 meanings of Face Balker.
A Facebook Stalker. Someone who makes a comment on every post you add and/or "likes" what you wrote even though you never respond to them. You would love to de-friend them but are afraid you would appear to be a prick if you do.
1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)
(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.
Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.
Also known as ballsmacking. This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
The word used to describe a popular new form of aquatic sport in which participants throw giant exercise balls at one another in an attempt to hit each other in the face.
The act of performing cunnilingus. Like fingerbanging, but with the face. Bonus points for girl on girl.
When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!
The act of exchanging sexual messages via facebook chat. Basically, sexting on facebook.
Getting aquired by facebook
A campaign tactic, similar to phonebanking, which involves logging onto facebook chat and asking friends to vote for a candidate. It is used most prominently in student government elections at the post-secondary level.