face bludgeon meaning and definition

face bludgeon meaning

The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.

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Face blunt meaning

Smoking an entire blunt (with at least half or more commonly a gram in it) by yourself.

Faceblurg meaning

When a discussion or blog on Facebook transends the original topic to another topic so polorizing that it turns derisive, and is peppered more with insults than opinions and/or facts.

Faceblurk meaning

Lurking on Facebook instead of actively contributing to it via posts and etc.

facebo meaning

(fuh see bo) n., (pl. -bos,-boes)1 an acquaintance established solely through social networking systems that otherwise would have remained some totally unknown person somewhere on the planet2 one of the millions you have no f***ing clue about past Farmville3 an innocuous and superficial relationship or connection in lieu of a real one

Faceboak meaning

The feeling someone gets when they overdose on the completely meaningless updates, quizzes, applications, fan pages found on Facebook. Incorporates the Scottish slang word (the) boak

faceboard meaning

A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard

faceboast meaning

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards

Face-boating meaning

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

facebocrastinate meaning

(v)1. to waste time on Facebook esp. to avoid doing work (homework or otherwise)

facebo effect meaning

feeling better in the mistaken belief that facebook friends are exactly the same as real life friends. Similar in meaning and pronunciation to placebo effect.

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