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A robot fortune teller that has the power of god and jesus in him that allows him to tell the future. It can also battle other godjesus robots if the situation arises because it has a mighty cross in its hand.
A combination of the two words as used in ohmigod!! and jesus christ!! It is used in the form of excitement, anger or suprise.
When you pry your partners mouth open with both hands and cum down their throat.
A phenomenon occurring when the sun shines through a mass of clouds and its beams strike you in such a way that you feel a beautiful mixture of joy and unicorn giggles.
A God Job is when one dies during a sexual experience.
Pathetic little man trying desperately to gain some sort of fame because his real life is very very sad.
Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen. For example: The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
a variation of Passion of christ instead of chardonnay ad champaigne.
Who serious, dedicated, determined, professional alcoholics pray to.
A shot of vodka (including shot glass) dropped into a half-full glass of Gatorade, preferably lemon-lime flavored. Once the shot is dropped into the Gatorade, the mixture is chugged.
God of destruction in the religion - Sudraism Quite similar looking to the God of destruction Beerus
Saying you have to work at home because you're waiting for some sort of service man to come by your house, but what you're really doing is slacking off and enjoying some sunny weather on your patio.