Old Dan Tuckermean? Here you find
Old Dan Tucker.
A super hot, smart, funny, overall amazing fox of a man.
A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
a good looking old person
A word referring to your mother
A Dell computer that deserves to be taken behind the woodshed and shot, much like the classic dog Old Yeller.
Most annoying type of human being. Mispronounces common English words after decades of living in America. Known for thinking they know everything that has to do with politics due to watching hours of CNN and their ability to quote Noam Chomsky out of context.
An ex girl friend you still love, and still have somewhat of a relationship
wrinkley old dick that looks like a shriveled up weiner with two prunes underneath it
The male equivalent of a female "Gold Digger." These greedy young guys don't care what age their woman is...as long as they have an estate.
The colon or arsehole.
A 30+ dude of questionable Spanish origin, likes to pick up young women and is often seen drunk convincing you to give him things desires. Is an expert swindler and will convince you that the sky is purple.