vacuuming the duck meaning and definitionvacuuming the duck mean? Here you find 1 meanings of vacuuming the duck.
Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.
v. 1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob
See Cranburricane The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane. This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.
Someone who gets high from eating dirt in vaccums.
When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.
When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.
The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.
Vacuumnecrophilliac is the instance in time when someone has sex with a dead vacuum
squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"
A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.