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When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.
A funny term used by Edmontoinans when Calgary loses a hockey game to them.
The dirtiest team to ever play the game of hockey. If your kicking their ass with 5 minutes to go and they put in their back up goalie, you better watch out for a goalie stick hitting unexpectedly wacking you somewhere in your body and their team captain spearing you with the end of his stick
Someone who loves Calgary Canada more than all of their blood relatives combined. They have a deep fondness for oil, big box stores, pavement, the suburbs and the Calgary Flames.
Calgary, is the most boring city in Canada. I have lived all over and this is seriously canada's asscrack. Calgary seriously needs to look at its government, alberta is the only province in canada taht you have to pay for health. and the health care in Calgary sucks. 3 hospitals for 1,000,000 people, real smart calgary, lets forget the health of our people and build more roads that are causing more traffic jams than helping them. Calgarians compare themselves to Toronto but yet they use the most negative aspects ever. WOW we pay more for parking than the average Toronto person and WOW we spend just as much time in traffic as people in toronto, only toronto is 4 or 5 times the size of calgary, calgary roadworks and townplanning suck ass. Calgary is nothing but a big big town full of hillbillies and east indians and chinese. The caucasian folk are moving out, making way for the ethnic majorities. Calgarians say the flames are what make the city good, how is that?? they get rich off you guys, while you sit there barely affording to eat. they are laughing cause they are rich becuase of you. To boot, they suck EDMONTON made it further than the flames, they are so bad that the head coach was humiliated and stepped down. Calgary is the only province not in debt, thats because it keeps all your money, money you should be earning but are to stupid to demand. Sure there are rich people here, but hey its not you, so why is it good??? Are they giving you money, i don't think so. The bookstores close at 9 cause they know calgarians don't know how to read so why bother staying open. oh but they'll keep bars open, till 4 that's saying something, ain't it??
is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.
When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.
The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .
A word used by a bunch of ignorant Edmontonian (and other people outside of Calgary) UD users so that they feel so "proudly". As a Calgarian, I believe this is bullshit because we are fighting one another on which city is better and shoving their opinions on which city is better down other people's throats. Newsflash, we are all the same. This doesn't apply just to Calgary, but other Cites that get some trash talking from UD users from other cities. Can't we unite? All this bigotry and hate is making us Canadians look like Americans!
When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.
To afflict unnecessary pain. To kick someone when they are down. In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.