Jerk-off Fasting meaning and definitionJerk-off Fasting mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Jerk-off Fasting.
Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.1. Boredom during a conversation. 2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone. 3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.For Example:1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture. 2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them. 3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time. Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.
A contemptible person, more often a male.
A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).
People who just won't leave you alone.
V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill
the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.
An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.
The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.