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A city in the province of Alberta, Canada, that has roughly a million people, hosts the Calgary Stampede, and should be the capital city instead of Edmonton.
The best city in Canada. Has the Flames, the new Stampeders, and the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth. Madtroll, you are a dick and have probably never been to Calgary. It's a beautiful city full of life and culture. You are probably a redneck bumpkin living in Alabama. But that's besides the point. Calgary is a great city. Hot girls, good bars, good times.
I've lived in both Edmonton and Calgary and Calgary is the better. Sure Edmonton has that mall, but guess what? Thats it. While in Calgary we have the Flames, The Stampede, and GlobalFest. And we have lots of trees, a few sluts, and almost no mullets. So there!
A city in Alberta, Canada, it is either loved or hated. Contrary to popular belief, it is not populated by hard working blue collar cowboys, but by an astounding number of metrosexuals and Asians. It is extremely rare to meet someone in Calgary who was actually born there, as the majority of its inhabitants simply migrated there to earn lots of easy money. Because of this, Calgary is extremely diverse. Calgary is notorious for its awful traffic, as the city was never designed for the massive amounts of foreign females that currently terrorize the streets. Road construction is a year round occurrence. Calgary is also notorious for its lively nightlife, with a hodgepodge of nightclubs strewn throughout the various industrial parks. Because of the utter disgrace of a transit system, drunk driving is the preferred and safest method of transport. Calgarian women are known as some of the most beautiful in the world, due to additives in the water treatment system. However, they are also some of the most demanding, with the vast majority not attracted to good looks or personality, but rather the fat wads of wonderful money that a man may possess. Women who are not absolutely perfect quickly become vapid sluts that can be had for the price of one or two drinks. Besides alcohol abuse, there is extremely little to actually do in the city. A once a year festival know as the Calgary Stampede was implemented to introduce this extreme state of constant intoxication and public drunkenness to the rest of the world. Despite several shortcomings, Calgary is still know the best city in Canada, and is accepted throughout the scientific world as being the true center of the universe.
Located in western Canada, Alberta, Calgary is home to many talented musicians such as Tegan and Sara, Michael Bernard Fitzgerald, The Dudes.Downtown is small, and has many homeless, although fewer within the past few years. They add character if you ask me. Mostly, the corporates are oil companies, oil being a natural resource of alberta.A LRT(light rail train) system, the Ctrain, has been expanding to every corner of the city. With hopes to help with our traffic problem perhaps.I love it honestly. Usually you can seen the mountains which are beautiful. Always pot, good club scene, definitely good shopping, Chinook Center is has been expanded twice and included Urban Outfitters, Abercrombie, Forever 21, Burberry, Coach, Aritzia, TNA, Stuart Weizman, etc.. Awesome foodcourt with a merry go round in it, and planes on a track on the ceiling. Downtown shopping is good, there is a Holt Renfrew. Check out TD. Cross Iron Mills blows even though it is high recommended for its size.Calgary Stampede is a week long fair that is held on the Stampede grounds which has a rodeo, fireworks every night, a midway(rides and grub), performers on the CocaCola stage, and is basically a week long drinking party. This is were the cowboy rumor started about us i believe. Its not so true but still welcome.Calgary was mentioned in Weeds season 6 near the beginning of the season, as was the stampede.Commonly referred as; Calgs, Cowtown, Ctown, YXC, 403 Pronounced Cal-grie not Cal-gar-ie
An awesome city with some great people, and some assholes. Yes, there are sluts here, but there are sluts anywhere else too. Interesting people. And 17th Ave is pretty fun, as is downtown and Mission. Should be the capital of Alberta.
The largest city in alberta and the best city in Canada. With a population of just over a million people it is big but not too big.Its great location in the shadow of the rocky mountains is not only beautiful but also allows calgary to experience chinook winds during the long cold prarie winter. Calgary is also much cleaner than other simular sized cities such as winnipeg or edmonton. The popluation of Calgary is very diverse and is not just a bunch of cowboys and white collar pricks as many edmontonians will have you beleive.Calgary is a awesome place to live.
When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.
A funny term used by Edmontoinans when Calgary loses a hockey game to them.
The dirtiest team to ever play the game of hockey. If your kicking their ass with 5 minutes to go and they put in their back up goalie, you better watch out for a goalie stick hitting unexpectedly wacking you somewhere in your body and their team captain spearing you with the end of his stick
Someone who loves Calgary Canada more than all of their blood relatives combined. They have a deep fondness for oil, big box stores, pavement, the suburbs and the Calgary Flames.
Calgary, is the most boring city in Canada. I have lived all over and this is seriously canada's asscrack. Calgary seriously needs to look at its government, alberta is the only province in canada taht you have to pay for health. and the health care in Calgary sucks. 3 hospitals for 1,000,000 people, real smart calgary, lets forget the health of our people and build more roads that are causing more traffic jams than helping them. Calgarians compare themselves to Toronto but yet they use the most negative aspects ever. WOW we pay more for parking than the average Toronto person and WOW we spend just as much time in traffic as people in toronto, only toronto is 4 or 5 times the size of calgary, calgary roadworks and townplanning suck ass. Calgary is nothing but a big big town full of hillbillies and east indians and chinese. The caucasian folk are moving out, making way for the ethnic majorities. Calgarians say the flames are what make the city good, how is that?? they get rich off you guys, while you sit there barely affording to eat. they are laughing cause they are rich becuase of you. To boot, they suck EDMONTON made it further than the flames, they are so bad that the head coach was humiliated and stepped down. Calgary is the only province not in debt, thats because it keeps all your money, money you should be earning but are to stupid to demand. Sure there are rich people here, but hey its not you, so why is it good??? Are they giving you money, i don't think so. The bookstores close at 9 cause they know calgarians don't know how to read so why bother staying open. oh but they'll keep bars open, till 4 that's saying something, ain't it??
is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.
When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.
The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .
A word used by a bunch of ignorant Edmontonian (and other people outside of Calgary) UD users so that they feel so "proudly". As a Calgarian, I believe this is bullshit because we are fighting one another on which city is better and shoving their opinions on which city is better down other people's throats. Newsflash, we are all the same. This doesn't apply just to Calgary, but other Cites that get some trash talking from UD users from other cities. Can't we unite? All this bigotry and hate is making us Canadians look like Americans!
When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.